When I was growing up in the 1950’s, we lived across the street from St. Peter’s Catholic School and playground. There were a lot of boys around my age who liked to play baseball and by late morning, we usually had six or eight kids ready to play ball.
Leo Fortier was not available until after 11:00. Leo’s dad worked for the post office and had to get up at 4:30 in the morning. Leo’s mother, on the other hand, was a night owl. She made Leo stay up every night until midnight, watching the Jack Parr show. Leo would tell us the next day everything that Hermione Gingold or Charlie Weaver said. We couldn’t have cared less.
Since we only had three or four kids on a side, we had local rules to make the games competitive. Any hits to right field was an out. Each team had a pitcher, a shortstop and a left fielder. Since there was no first baseman, if a fielder threw the ball to the pitcher before the runner got to first base, the hitter was out. This was known as “Pitcher’s Hand Out.”
The batting team supplied the catcher and also the back-up catcher. The playground was higher than the street, and if the catcher missed the ball it would roll down the hill about a quarter of a block.
There was always a lot of arguing about balls and strikes, and if the pitcher caught the ball before the batter got to first. Did the catcher drop the ball on purpose when there was a play at home plate? The arguments were endless.
St. Peter’s had a baseball team and it was usually pretty good. Tryouts were during Holy Week (Easter vacation) and in 1956, I tried out for the outfield. Since I was a short, skinny sixth grader, a slow runner with a weak throwing arm, and seldom caught a fly ball that was right to me, I didn’t make the team that year.
The next year, 1957, I tried out again. I was still short and skinny, slow with a weak arm, but now I could catch most of the fly balls that were hit right to me. That was not enough. I didn’t make the team that year, either.
North St. Paul had a summer league. The St. Peter’s team was the Dodgers. The local American Legion Club sponsored the Braves, and I decided to try out for the Braves. I didn’t make that team, either, because my father was not a member of the American Legion.
Hy Ettle was the Braves coach. He told us kids who didn’t make the team that we should come to all the practices and if someone quit, we could get his uniform and be on the team. Hy was a local realtor so he was able to call practices during the day. These were usually on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon, at 1:00.
We would all ride our bikes down to the field behind Main Street and be waiting for Hy at 1:00. Hy never showed up for these practices, so we would then jump back on our bikes and ride up the alley to the American Legion Hall. We went in the back door and there was Hy, sitting at the bar with a shot and a beer in front of him.
“Oh,” he said. “Is it 1:00 already? The gear is in the trunk of my Cadillac. Take it to the field. I’ll be down in a half hour. If I don’t get there, just leave everything and I’ll pick it up on my way home.”
After the third game of season, Craig Longfellow didn’t show up. Hy said to me, “Do you know where Longfellow lives?”
“Sure,” I said.
“Looks like he quit. Go over there and pick up his uniform. You’re on the team.”
Our pitcher that year was Don Arlich. He was a big left-hander who could throw the ball harder than anyone in town. He had a curve ball that no one could hit, and he hit the ball a mile. We won every game until he left for New York and the Boy Scout Jamboree. Mike O’Reilly was the catcher and he went to New York, too.
That left my friend, Leo Fortier, as the catcher, and I was the defensive replacement in right field in the last innings. Hy Ettle had a rule that if one of your parents came to the game, you would get to play.
Leo was short like me. He was fat, while I was skinny, but he could still run faster and throw the ball farther than I could. But he still couldn’t throw the ball from home to second base if a runner was stealing the base. The plan was for him to throw the ball back to the pitcher, who would then turn and throw to the short-stop for the out. It never worked. The runner was always safe.
In one of our games, there was a pop-up behind home plate. Leo flipped his mask off and started running to catch the ball. Unfortunately, he stepped into his mask and fell flat on his face.
Hy told Leo, “ Next time this happens, stand up and find where the ball is, then throw your mask the other way and go catch the ball.”
Luckily, Leo had another chance in the next game. He stood up, saw the ball, but in his haste he threw off his glove and stood there with his mask on.
We didn’t win a single game when Don Arlich was gone. When he came back for the last few games of the season. Mike O’Reilly had quit and another kid got his uniform. Leo was a permanent replacement as catcher. He came back to the bench after every inning with tears streaming down his cheeks, his left hand all red and swollen from catching Don’s fastball and curve.
In 1958, now in the eighth grade, I finally made the St. Peter’s baseball team. Leo Fortier never played baseball after seventh grade. He concentrated on golf and tennis. I haven’t seen him for over fifty years, but I understand that he is realtor, much like our coach, Hy Ettle. ~Bob Jones
Bob Jones is a retired dentist. He still plays softball in the Roseville Senior Softball League. He has played on a team every year since 1962. Bob is still short, but not skinny any more. He still roams in right field. He’s still a slow runner with a bad arm, but he catches most of the fly balls that are hit right to him.
Oh my this is wonderful! My husband related to every word. And though I’m not quite as well versed in baseball, I recognize the age group from raising boys and 30 years in education. Bob writes with much the same dry humor you do. Family trait?
Delightful! Clearly you and Bob both got the writer’s gene.
Loved it. Laughing out loud love!
More blogs from Bob.
You come from a family of talented writers. I just loved this story. It made me smile all the way through. Thanks to you and Bob.
Clearly Bob and I grew up at the same time, in the same neighborhood, in different states. I remember these baseball experiences well. We also used the narrow field, the pitcher’s hand out, and the catcher from the opposite team, or even an “all-time” catcher if we had an uneven number of athletes on a given day. However, I’m struck by how harsh his neighborhood rules were relative to first base/right field hits. For us that was simply a foul ball and not an out. I don’t think that I could’ve survived under their rules. I was a right- handed batter, and not a very good one. My strength was fielding, throwing and base running, when and if I got on base. Not hitting. It seemed like any little hesitation on a fast ball over 90 or 95 mph went to right field. And for sure a breaking pitch like a curve ball or a slider on the outside of the plate went there as well. If my memory serves me right, I’d be out even more than I was under our less punitive rules.
Great reflections, Bob.
Gary Nearpass
What an entertaining story and picture of Bob growing up with baseball. Please let him know it was enjoyed and to keep writing! That’s so cool that you can consult with him on events too.
I laughed out loud reading Bob’s stories of baseball games as a youth. Young boys get it figured out on their own. It reminded me of my husband’s stories of baseball in a small Nebraska town. And it brought back memories of my grandson’s games when early on, you could make a home run on errors!
Thanks Bob and Lynda for Saturday morning smiles!!
Love this story of sandlot baseball and continuing to try out every year! He is so honest about his abilities! Don’t hear that often! Growing up in that era I remember going by the school grounds in the summer and seeing the boys out on the fields playing ball. If they were short players they would sometimes let us girls play outfield. Good times!
Great story! I loved reading it and can definitely relate to many parts.
In the ’50s we played ball in the street of my hometown of Littleton, CO. My brother was 6 yrs. older than me, so we had a group of older neighborhood boys and my sister and me to play softball. One of the bigger boys (Stringy Ervin, who turned out to be a very successful swim coach at LHS), was up to bat with my brother pitching. I was standing off to the side of home plate and happened to notice that our old softball was beginning to unravel. So, like any little tomboy girl, I stepped in towards home plate to pull the string off the ball as my brother pitched it. My step in matched Stringy’s back swing and I received a painful blow to the right side of my face. Blood started gushing, and as I ran to the house screaming, my brother was right beside me telling me I was okay and don’t tell Mom. My sis was already at our door telling Mom. I was rushed to the Littleton Clinic where I received 12 stitches below my right eye. Fortunately, the bat missed my eye and landed on my eye socket or the ending could have been much different. My brother was relieved, Stringy was relieved, and I got a lot of TLC from my parents.
Surprised that you have such detailed memories of what was a great time in our youth! Brought back the great carefree times that will never happen today! I now watch my Grandsons play baseball that is totally organized to the nines! Thank you so much for this trip back to the “Good Old Days.” By the way, I do remember the Boy Scout Jamboree trip to Valley Forge, some great memories there as well. Oh to be young again!
This is so wonderful and reminded me of my childhood memories of playing softball/baseball with my brothers and the neighborhood kids every chance we got. Lovely.
What a fun surprise to see Bob’s story. Like always, it was hilarious and beautiful.