A Saga of Shrimp Salad

I moved to Mexico on a whim. I was bored and looking for adventure. The next four years were a whirlwind of new experiences, new people, and enough adventure to last a lifetime.

Neto was the first person I met in Mazatlán. It was April, 2005, the same day I bought my house. He was selling seafood on the beach and I was thinking, OMG ~ what have I done?

Neto was friendly and charming. He asked me why I looked so sad. I told him that I had just made a big mistake. I bought a house that needed a lot of work and I didn’t know what to do next.

Neto smiled. “Don’t worry. I can do whatever you need. I can fix your house just the way you want it.”

I returned to Colorado to sell my house, pack up my belongings, and move to my new home.

Christina was the first person I met after I moved. She knocked on my door and asked me if I needed a housekeeper. I hired her on the spot. By this time it was September.

I arrived before the moving van, to a huge house that was run-down and dirty. I bought a bed, a small outdoor table and two chairs at Sam’s Club. The kitchen had a lot of potential but no stove. Christina came on Tuesdays and Fridays to help me clean and sweep up dead cockroaches. It was that bad.

Neto spoke perfect English. Christina’s English was worse than my Spanish. While I knew a few beginning phrases in Spanish, Christina refused to even say, “Good morning.” But we got along by smiling and pointing. In a pinch, I pulled out my Spanish-English dictionary.

In addition to cleaning, Christina told me she could teach me to cook “real Mexican food.” One day I told her that I wanted to make shrimp salad. Mazatlán is famous for its world-class shrimp fleet. I heard from a neighbor that fresh shrimp was available on a street corner next to the downtown market. What I wonderful new experience for me! I thought.

Back then, everything was wonderful and new. I learned that the changeras are a small group of women who sell shrimp out of large, plastic washtubs on a corner of Aquilles Serdan Avenue. They are named for the chango nets that are used on the shrimp boats to measure the amount of shrimp in the water. They sell shrimp fresh from the boats, the rivers, and the estuaries from September until April. In the warm summer months, the shrimp is frozen but just as tasty.

Christina and I set off to buy shrimp. She told me she would take charge. That was fine with me. She bought 1.5 kilos (about three pounds) of medium size shrimp for 200 pesos (about $20.00.) The changera put them in a plastic bag. 

We didn’t go more than a few steps before Christina turned to me and said, “I forgot. You don’t have a stove.” 

“Is that a problem?”

“Yes. We can’t eat these raw. They have to be cooked first.”

Christina had a solution. She said we could take them to one of the restaurants on top of the market and they would cook the shrimp for us.

That’s what we did. That’s when the real adventure began. 

The restaurant was willing to cook the shrimp. Christina didn’t ask what the price would be. Just like she didn’t ask me if I had enough money to buy the shrimp in the first place. She assumed that because I was an American, I was rich. After buying the shrimp, I had 20 pesos (about $2.00) left in my purse. Christina had no money at all. 

The restaurant owner cooked the shrimp, then turned to me and said the charge would be 50 pesos. She, too, assumed that I was rich. Ordinarily she would have charged much less. 

I looked at Christina and said, “I don’t have the much. I only have twenty pesos left.” 

Christina looked at me and the restaurant owner and promptly walked out of the restaurant. She left me standing there!

I was paralyzed. I didn’t know what to do. I showed the owner how much money I had and she just shook her head as she stood there holding the bag of steaming hot shrimp. Neither of us knew what to do. I had no idea where Christina was. I was on my own. 

Luckily there was an American couple eating in the restaurant who stepped in to help. They told the owner in Spanish that I was honest. They assure her that I would return that afternoon with the rest of the money I owed. 

I walked out of the restaurant with my bag of hot, cooked shrimp and saw Christina waiting for me at the end of the row of restaurants, hiding behind a wooden column at the top of the stairs. She took the steaming bag out of my hands and we walked home.

That was the beginning of many lessons in cultural shock. And the importance of learning a new language. It wasn’t the last.

The Pino Suárez Downtown Market

The Pino Suárez open market was one of the first blow-my-mind experiences I had when I first moved to Mexico. It is a spacious, 19th-century market, filled with reasonably-priced food, crafts and souvenirs. After a while, it was a place I always brought my guests, knowing they would either love it or hate it.

Love it ~ for its “real Mexico” experience. It is an entire block of open air stalls selling everything you can imagine. Food is sold in one corner. Clothing, crafts, and souvenirs are in the middle-section. Statues and rosaries, tarot cards and even “spells” are sold in one far-off corner of this huge building teeming with people.

Hate it  ~ because it smells of fish and freshly butchered meat. People push and shove their way down the aisles. Vendors accost you at every turn, insisting on bargaining with you rather than letting you move on. The noise can be deafening.

I had mixed feelings about the market. In the beginning, I was lost in the maze of aisles and the crush of people going every direction. After a while, I realized the market’s charm. I discovered my favorite souvenir venders and was eager to introduce them to my guests. Often it was easier to walk to the market for a few items, rather than ride the bus forty-five minutes to shop at Walmart. But I never got used to some of the exotic meat and poultry items, or the smell of blood on the floor.

Fresh fish, chicken feet, lots of intestines, pig’s skins and hog’s heads are all available in the market’s meat section. These were all things I’d never seen before. Some of them are actually scary to look at.

One day a friend asked me if I would walk to the market with her. She wanted to make pozole. According to her cooking teacher, she needed to buy a bag of hominy and a whole pig’s head. We located the items with no problem. The problem was we had no idea how much a whole pig’s head weighed. A lot! Especially if you have to carry it home, along with a five pound bag of hominy. 

The pig’s head weighed at least fifteen pounds. It took two of us to get it home and we stopped many times along the way. Because our Spanish was so elementary, we could only imagine what the Mexican people said to each other as they saw two old white women, walking a mile home from the market, taking turns cradling the head wrapped in plastic as if it were a baby. We were gringas locas (crazy women) for sure.

My friend’s cook showed us how to make pozole in a huge soup kettle. I helped cut up vegetables and we shared this wonderful soup with our friends. It was probably the best pozole I’ve ever eaten, thanks to the pig’s head we carried home in our arms.

Make Way For Bananas

Ah, January! It is such a beautiful month in Mazatlán.  Although the nights are chilly, daytime temperatures are often in the mid-70’s ~ warm enough for shorts and t-shirts.  Just south of the  tropic of Cancer, Mazatlan enjoys sunshine in January from 7:00 a.m. until 6:00 p.m. Watching the sunset over the ocean, wearing only a light jacket, and then taking a walk through town before going home to cook dinner is only one of the things I miss on these cold, dark Denver days.

When my home was full of guests, January mornings were delightful. I loved sitting outside enjoying a cup of coffee with Eunice and Gordon, our guests from Saskatchewan. They joined us from every year for three months, from early January until late March. By December we couldn’t wait until they were back with us again, sitting at our outside glass table, laughing and talking about what we planned to do that day.

A small pack of other January snowbirds also stumbled out of their rooms to greet us every morning. Students from Finland and Australia waved goodbye and hurried off to their Spanish classes. Others, in no hurry, poured themselves a cup of coffee and joined us as small birds sang and showered in our fountain. 

Queen Mary, who once gave Neto a “gift” of a dead cockroach in a matchbox, was quick to pull up a chair at our table. Dr. Imposter, who wore a diaper on his head as a make-shift turban, listened intently to Neto’s stories of growing up in Mazatlán and moving to the United States. When the sun began to rise in the sky, it was time to start our day.

January brought interesting guests to our home. It also brought gorgeous tropical flowers. Hibiscus, bougainvillea and plumeria blossomed in our courtyard. Our mango trees, overwhelmed with blossoms, promised a huge fruit crop in the spring.

Yet, nothing gave me more joy than seeing our banana trees wake up in January and produce the most incredible flower I’ve ever seen. The first time I saw the banana tree flower outside my office window, I didn’t know what it was ~ a big, reddish-purple bulb that looked like a womb. And that’s exactly what it was ~ a womb full of baby bananas. The flower grew larger and larger until it finally peeled open, revealing an enormous bunch of tiny, green bananas.

I sang the silly Chiquita Banana Song to myself as we waited for the bananas to ripen:

I’m Chiquita banana and I’ve come to say

Bananas have to ripen in a certain way.

When they are fleck’d with brown and have a golden hue 

Bananas taste the best and are best for you.

Finally after months of waiting, it was time for Neto to cut down the bananas with his machete. His friend, Publio, stood nearby, ready to help catch the heavy bunch so it wouldn’t fall on the ground. 

Make way for bananas! A bunch of fifty bananas, or more, spread out on the patio table. Fifty fragile bananas that needed to be given away before the house filled with flies. 

For the next two weeks, I made banana muffins and cakes, banana pancakes and pie. I gave bananas away to anyone who would take them. My neighbor insisted that I should sell them on the street corner, but I preferred to give them to the nuns across the street. 

Now, when I go to the store and see small bunches of four or six, long perfect bananas, I remember the tree in my backyard and my short, fat, sweet bananas. And I wish I were there.

How The West Was FUN!

The phone in my office rang at least once a week with offers of complimentary tickets to Denver’s cultural and athletic events. Often the tickets were last-minute offers. I always said, “Yes. Sure. I’d be happy to have the tickets.” 

I knew I could find students who would agree to go anywhere if I had free tickets. We went to baseball and basketball games. To musicals, plays and concerts. To the Denver Zoo, the Museum of Nature and Science, and the Denver Botanic Gardens. Every outing was an adventure.

One of our best trips happened on a Friday night, January, 1993. I had four tickets to see “How the West Was FUN!” ~ a program of songs and skits about the Old West, at the Northglenn Community Center. I decided to take two of my favorite brothers, Arturo and Denis, and their friend, Charlie, who lived in the same apartment building. I picked those three boys because their parents didn’t care where I took them, or what time I brought them home. They were always grateful that I took them anywhere.

It was dark outside when I drove north on I-25 on my way to Northglenn. Denver was still lit up for Christmas and the National Western Stock Show. As we drove past Bronco’s Stadium, Charlie asked, “Ms. Jones, where are we?” I explained that we were driving to Northglenn to see a play called,  “How the West Was Fun.” 

Charlie had never been to a play and he certainly had not been to Northglenn. I didn’t try explaining geography to a third-grader, whose whole world was one square mile. Instead, I just said, “You’ll love it. It’s a funny play and there’s a lot of music in it.” The tickets were free. That’s all I knew or cared about.

Eight-year-old Denis, whose mother was very bright but more than a little unstable, was excited. “Can we sit in the front row?” he asked, as he charged down the aisle in front of me. 

Charlie and Arturo were right behind him. I sat in the second row, where I could tap them on the shoulder if necessary. I shouldn’t have worried.

The boys were mesmerized by the action on stage. For ninety minutes, they forgot their grown-up fears and lives of chronic neglect. They sat perfectly still and hummed along with the music. 

Denis couldn’t stop laughing. His favorite part of the show was the barroom scene, in which four men danced the can-can in drag. He turned around in his seat to share the joke with me. “They are supposed to be dance-hall girls, but they are really dance hall BOYS!” he roared. It was the funniest thing he’d ever seen.

On the way home, we passed Bronco’s stadium and the lights of Denver once more. Charlie was quiet as he looked out the window.

“Ms. Jones, I get it. I know where we are! Glendale is in the middle of Denver. And Denver is in the middle of Colorado.” Suddenly geography made sense.

It was after 9:00 by the time we were back in Glendale. The boys were too excited to go home. They wanted to talk. They had a lot of fun, but they still had a lot on their minds.

The boys talked about the agony of wetting the bed and/or sharing a bed with someone who does. They all knew that urine burns are worse when you’ve eaten a lot of peppers. 

Denis and Arturo told about the time their mother’s boyfriend’s gun accidentally discharged on Halloween, sending a bullet into the wall and scaring them more than “Chucky” ~ the scariest movie they’d ever seen. 

They argued about whether Michael Jackson had a wife and whether Michael Jordon should be allowed to “just quit” basketball. They agreed that pollution is a terrible problem and that they were, in fact, too hungry for french fries and too thirsty for soft drinks to go home. So we stopped at McDonalds and kept talking.

A few weeks later Denis wanted to know when my son, Garth, was coming home. I told him that Garth might stay in Jamaica for another year and my other son, Jason, was thinking of moving to Greeley. I commented that I might go into severe withdrawal with no children to raise. Denis looked at me and smiled. “That’s not necessarily true,” he said.  “You still have us.”

Hope For A New Year ~

by Glendale students, 1994.

I WISH: For Peace. For Wonderful Peace!

I WISH: People would be kind to one another.

My mother would get well

My father wouldn’t be in jail.

My brother would come home.

My family could be together.

I WISH: There would be no crime.

There would be no stealing.

Nobody would litter.

Nobody would cuss.

We could all be friends.

I WISH: I had a kitten.

I had a beagle.

I had a lion.

I had a bike.

I had a Japanese Barbie.

I WISH: My bike had new brakes.

My mom’s car had new tires.

My dad’s back would get better.

My sister would go to school.

My mom would have her baby.

I WISH: I lived in a castle.

I would be queen of the world.

I would be happy for the rest of my life.

Horses could fly.

All people on earth had magic.

I WISH: here was no violence in the world.

People weren’t prejudiced.

The government would let the people rule.

I would get my black-belt soon, so I could take care of my family.

I could eat as much as I wanted and never get fat.

I WISH FOR PEACE. FOR WONDERFUL PEACE.